Di porket gwapo ka eh exempted ka na sa pagkabasted.

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Why I use social network

is for asking people what’s for homework

is there for stalking celebrities

is for listening to music

and tumblr is my life .

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lulz-time:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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Tumblr: Don't cha wish your users were hot like mine.
Tumblr: Don't cha wish your users were always online.
Tumblr: DON'T CHA
Facebook: Stop. This isn't funny anymore.
Tumblr: DON'T CHA

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Mabait ka nga. Di naman kita kilala. Walang sense. :)))